The Mammies » 2005 » October

Partitions, insemintations and how to tell someone you’re lost in French

We are away for a weekend with 2 of our female friends in 2 weeks time and she wants us to leave her by herself. That’s going to happen alright. Aside from the fact that we’d be gone for a whole weekend, one can only imagine what that would involve now that she is seeing

autumn is well and truly here

the weekend has arrived thank god. The weather is feckin hilarious. This morning walking her to the bus stop was like the prelude to a bad horror film. The wind was whipping leaves around our ankles and the rain was coming down in dramatic sheets. As I had a jacket I didn’t really mind it.

defintion of a parent..

I got up this morning to find her school journal open. She needed notes written for her as to why she was late a few weeks ago. Now when you consider that I put her on the bus at approx 7.45 and school doesn’t start until 9, one wonders what she gets up to between

How to regain your virginity

According to herself, if you don’t have sex for a year, your hymen closes over and you’re a virgin again. When I had stopped laughing at her, I realised she was actually considering this information. I’m not sure who texted her, but I informed her that it was rubbish. This is the same girl who’s

lazy Sundays

The grounding is over and she is in a great mood. She is also being extra helpful. She offered to dry the dishes today unprovoked? I think this is a major step. Yes, I do. Stop shaking your head at me. She was hanging for most of yesterday with the boyf, J. Apparently he’s madly

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