The Mammies » 2005 » October

Hakuna Matata

So it looks like ovualation finally has settled on a day, next week. We are all systems go. Not that I really want a Leo or anything, I’ll settle for a baby. The week has passed surprisingly enough with incident. With the exception of her being in foul mood when she arrives home initially because

home sweet home

I arrive home to find her hunched over the computer sending text messages via the internet. Free broadband is a blessing. One of the perks of the new job. I think she is starting to miss her free texts. What gave me the hint was that she wanted to change her punishment for the week.

from cool sis to biatch in the space of a few hours..

I went from being the best sister ever to a miserable coot in the space of 2 days. How great is that?!Clothes shopping on Saturday morning from around 10 o’clock. It really is the only time to shop, no queues anywhere from ATMs to trying things on. We started on Talbot street and worked our

forgery and periods

Well, I spoke too soon yesterday. I never should have opened my mouth. Mammy2 rang me to tell me that the kid had rang to inform her that she had forged a note for herself and was on the way home because she was ‘crippled’ with pain. Now, the kid suffers the same as the

flavoured condoms and coffee

In school, they are being taught to set up a company and pick a product which they can sell. She chose flavoured condoms, they chose lollipops. Figures. I clarified with her if she had suggested the product to her teacher, thankfully she had the sense not to do that. I can only imgine the parent

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