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Smoothies

The kid has decided to start making smoothies. At around 11 o’clock of an average night, the poor bananas and kiwis are clinging to the side of the fruit bowl. She shows them no mercy as she kick starts the blender and its mayhem in the living room. Oranges try to pretend their candles, apples

Les Update

Felt like crap for the last week, the antibiotics the doc put me on for some feickless infection made me feel worse the infection. The mate A, who’s all into alternative medicine explained something about the antibiotic killing all bacteria both good and bad and how I should take pro-biotic youghurt.I had to stop taking

Psychotherapy is the new pseudoscience

According to the kid. Its quite an inventive excuse to get out of therpy. Mammy2 did not laugh in her face whilst she uttered these words , but responded with something along the lines of “It works for some people” No response from the teenager. She managed to avoid it this week anyway because she

Riverdancing Sperm

A nice long weekend, filled with fun and frolics , easter eggs and ovaries. Another attempt and another waiting game. I found out our man isn’t into the Eurovision. I realise it is a bit late in the arrangment to be re-thinking the situation but seriously, how can he not be interested in the Eurovision.

Easter eggs and Inseminations

Long weekend ahead and I’m really looking forward to it. Doing nothing and relaxing for a while. I mentioned to the kid that I was thinking of starting back into painting. Needless to say she was unimpressed. A raised eyebrow was the comment that it warrented. She’s been ‘hangin’ with the boyf for most of

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