A Sample of a Customer Care Call with the Kid
The Kid: Hi, Random Pharmacy Number 32 helpline How may we help you today? Hold on, OHMYGOD, its K replying to my message from yesterday about
B who slept with J after C telling her he was an F. What is she like…
Random Punter: Hello, is this the helpline for Pharmacy Number 32? I have an
The Kid: Yeah hold on a sec would ya, jeez, my friend is having a crises here. What’s your problem again?
Random Punter: Well its kinda of..
The Kid: Hold the line, I’ve another call, Hello Random Pharmacy Number 32, hello? OHMYGOD, how did you get this number? I know its totally weird like, me on a customer care line, hilarious, so you’re not pregnant?? Really? What about that time? NOFRIGGINWAY? REALLY. And she said that? Did you? Yeah, I would have. Stupid cow, who does she? Really, no way, like? WHAT? Totally, he said what? To her MOTHER? About her sister? What an idiot! Yeah
I always said she looked a like hooker.
Random Punter: Hi, can I speak
The Kid: Hold on, I gotta speak to some customer, I know, I know, its like this is a REAL JOB, GOD! Hi, sorry for holding there, what’s your problem again?
Random Punter: Well, I…
The Kid: Hold I need a minute I have another call AND the frigging internet is down again, how am I supposed to access my Bebo/MySpace/YourSpace/Fleebo/Facebook account now, god…this is ridiculous, I can’t work in this environment.
Random Punter: Hello, can I speak to a customer care person please?
The Kid: HELLO! You’re speaking to her, god, some people. What’s your problem? It can’t be any worse then mine, stupid fecking internet.
