Elton John made me gay..
Or I should say it was Nikata, or the woman who played her in the music video, and not the man himself. Let me explain. Mammy2 is back in flying form and working on an article for Gaelick about our roots, or how we discovered we were gay. Apparently for me, or so she claims, it was the Nikata video by Elton John. I, of course, dismissed such foolish notions until her research unearthed a pic of the lovely lady and really, look at that visage? How could you not turn gay just looking at her? It was the beginning of the end from there on I guess. Once you start with models/athletes , the only way is down or up depending on how you look at it. Next came womens tennis, I loved the game I claimed, the
the fascination with the female teachers. When you think about it how on earth was I straight or pretending to be? Someone should have done me a favour and pointed it out to me. It would have saved a lot of time mooning over boys.
In 2 days time the cute baby arrives. Oh and my sister and her boyf. Can’t wait to see them, she uploaded recent pics to the server and it seems every time we see her she’s changed. I suppose babies tend to do that. Tonight the kid is over for a bayting. We’re going to head to class and then I am going to try and get her to watch Silence of the Lambs. She is constantly throwing out the quote “put the lotion in the basket” and hasn’t a clue what its about. Much like “Wax on, wax off” before she finally watched the Karate Kid, youngsters these days. Apparently she doesn’t want to watch it in case she gets scared, says the lady who loves horror movies? I’ll do my best to work on her.
