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Top 10 Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People

10. We didn’t invent disco music so stop blaming us.
9. We’re not sure about Ricky Martin either.
8. We also didn’t invent the colour black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.
7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.
6. Our so-called “gaydar” does not

Gays can get civiliy partnered, protests break out..