Mammy2’s trip to the swimming pool
Me: ooohh! no one here fab
Emo me, as I get in: hope it’s not too cold…ahhhh…cccccccold
Me: move and you’ll be grand
Emo me: ok, I’ll do a bit with captain speedy
Me, as I swim: lalalalala, tis is only mighty
Emo me: pant pant pant
Me: I’ll try the breathing thing C told me about
Emo me: C and her 14 fucking lengths
Me: well I’ll do 6 and that’ll be great
Emo me: but I’m knackered after one!
Me: well have a rest then
Emo me: a rest after one, I’m so unfit
Me: You’re getting three. Ok backstroke with captian sped, that’s relaxing but tough
Emo me: ok…sigh
Me as I swim: lalalalalala, this is only mighty
Emo me: not bad, I’m safe, in control ohmygodmyfeetareOFFTHEGROUND…pant pant pant
Me: splutter, spit….jesus, I was grand, what are you doing
Emo me, looking sheepish: I panicked, it was scary
Me: ok, ok, we’ll do some with arms ok? You’ll have more control
Emo me: whiiiiiine
Me: FFS, just get on with it, we’ll do it beside the wall
Emo me: ok
Me as I swim: lalalalalala, this is only mighty
Emo me as I swim: my feet are off the ground and I am in control, my feet are off the ground and I am in control, my feet are off the ground and I am in control.
Me: Woohoo! another length
Emo me: woop. two. Hey where are you going?
Me: you can feck off I’ll be here all day if I listen to you.
6 lengths later and I enter the jacuzzi, I slip and land in the jacuzzi
Emo me: serves you right
