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bootiful skylines

Walking to work this morning I stopped to admire the skyline. I quickly realised what I was doing and promptly shook myself. While it was a nice sky, lots of color etc, there was absolutely no need for such dramatic gestures.
It must be PMT, why else would I be admiring the Dublin sky of

the mocks begin…

She headed off this morning like the little ray of sunshine that she is to start her mocks. In the meantime , we are to find her a new school. The Joys of parenthood never warned you about these situations.
Come Wednesday last, myself and Mammy2 were at our wits end with her, she was

wiccan rituals

We were evicted last night, it was time for her ritual. She’s big into wiccan, hence the portal opening. She rang me before I left work, telling me she NEEDED , in this order, a white scarf, lavendar oil and some white flowers , oh and chocolate, I can just see the witches of yonder

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..

I know you guys have been waiting with biated breath to see what has happened in our exciting life! Well, on Monday Mammy 2 rang her at the kids nex break and by lunch time she had walked out of the school, citing the fact that they were to lock her up because they read

Popcorn makes your boobs grow..

Only if you have it for breakfast according to the kid? Thank god for that. She rang me on Friday morning to tell me this and when I met her for lunch I was expecting to meet just a pair of boobs. Not sure where exactly she gets her information from, but I would recommend

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