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PMT v PMT

I have to say the web is a minefield of information when it comes to do with conceiving, fertility and anything else you might want information on. For example I am having the worst case of PMT in a long time. In my head this equals a non-success. However the gospel according to google tells

I’d like to thank the Academy…

We caught the oscars last night, or should I say the ‘highlights’. I’ll summarise it for you in the following points.
- Hugh Jackman not only looks good enough to gobble up, but he can sing.
- I love Anne Hathaway even more now. She smiled, she stood, she appaulded and she cried at just the right

Mothers

There are times when I don’t think of her, I mean it would be weird to sit around all day thinking about her. I’d get nothing done! But lately, possibly because its getting near spring and my hormones are all over the shop since the trip to the clinic but I really want to be

Luteal Phase

Apparently that’s where I’m at the moment, where I await to see if insert many medical expressions here , result in the egg being jumped upon by smoe danish swimmers. Friday went really well. I did everything in my power to keep myself prepared , from reading up and understanding what was going on to

D-Day

Its finally happened. I had to ring the clinic this morning and make the appointment for my treatment. I have calmed down now but initially was panicked. What does one say to the receptionist?
- Hi, I need to be serviced?
- Hey, one cup of sperm and a croissant to go please?
- Hello, my ovaries seek