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A Sample of a Customer Care Call with the Kid

The Kid: Hi, Random Pharmacy Number 32 helpline How may we help you today? Hold on, OHMYGOD, its K replying to my message from yesterday aboutB who slept with J after C telling her he was an F. What is she like…
Random Punter: Hello, is this the helpline for Pharmacy Number 32? I have an
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Clingfilm and mothers

When ask they ask what was it that drove me over the edge, you can tell them it was the clingfilm. I have convinced even people who are the calmest individuals on the planet would be driven to the brink of madness and back from clingfilm. This week its not the PMT, its not the

I couldn’t have said it better myself…

The sister in response to a comment I made about mother’s day and I quote:
Oh and f**k Mother’s day is all I have to say, you can’t go onto any website without that shite jumping out at you, make you sick the lot of them!
This is why we are related! Classic! The weekend

Found this on a fellow spudlet’s profile

Her Journey’s Just Begun Don’t think of her as gone away- her journey has just begun

Currently Listening to…

Soundtrack to Juno: Feelgood music and this song is just , brings a smile to my face anytime I hear it:Barry Louis Polisar - All I want is You
If I was a flower growing wild and free All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee. And if I was a tree